I started a post this morning, but it was dull and lifeless. Before I could get it "fixed," I ran out of time and needed to do some house cleaning before art classes. You’re right! I just did that, but I live with dogs, cats, and pigs. One of the pigs looks a lot like me.
I only had one "older lady" show up for art this morning. The Junk Diva did not come, and I was sorely disappointed. I’ve been in need of her sharp wit and mean sense of humor. I’ve been nice long enough and I needed someone who can give as good as she gets. My one lady today was fun, but she is such a nice person, that I feel like I have to be "good." I can tease her some, and she takes it well, but I would just feel awful if I got too rough. As Toby says, sometimes you just need a good fight. Dawn did not come either – I have yet to test her mettle. Last night I got to spend a few minutes with Lindz’ mom before church. Someone had put a cake pan in her chair (probably something to do with the upcoming wedding) and she was turned facing away and slightly bent over. If you know how my mind works, you know what I did next. I picked up the pan and slapped her on the behind. Then I sat down quickly. She jumped and turned, but did not see me. Instead, she saw Mr. R standing there. She went from irate to a dead stop. Surely Mr. R would not have slapped her on the bottom…but who did? It took her just minute to turn completely around and see me snickering. Then she squealed and laughed, but I know payback will be forthcoming. I’ll be ready.
The younger ladies will be here shortly for their art class. Bwahahahaaa!