Yesterday at lunch with Toby and Jesse:
Jesse: Iceland has these vacation packages where you hike from cabin to cabin and it only cost…
Me: Italy has bicycling packages that sound much more fun.
Jesse: But this is a trip for Lindsay and me.
Me: You and Lindsay don’t get to take another trip without her husband (Shay).
Jesse: Sure we do. We have decided to take a trip every year.
Me: There is no way Shay will let his wife go off with you again, and he not go too,
Toby (teasing): Especially since you two didn’t call him like you were supposed to do.
Jesse: Sure he will.
Me (eyes narrowed): Shay is probably praying big-time that you get married soon.
Jesse: He is, but he doesn’t know anyone either.
Toby (teasing): He will probably lower his standards.
We all lol.
Toby (teasing): Can he fog a mirror?
Jesse and I look confused.
Me: Don’t look at me; I don’ know what he is talking about.
Jesse: Dad, we are not getting you.
Toby: You know, is the guy alive, is he breathing, check for breath…
Jesse: Oh, I see. I was thinking you meant, "Can he fog a bathroom."
Jesse batted her eyes coyly as if flirting with a guy and waved her hand imitating Ace Ventura - coming out of the bathroom: Oooh-weee! I'm impressed!"
We all LOL. I love the way her mind works or doesn’t work.