I watched a little TV while my Internet was out – I had to get my news from the mass media. One day I saw a blurb about Driving While Texting – DWT the new DWI. Although I could not find it, the report gave some statistic that showed that DWT was the same as driving while drinking with point-something-or-other alcohol level in your blood. So, I initiated a safety meeting with Toby and Jesse (Toby never texts anyway).
Me: Did you know that driving while texting is the same as driving while drinking? It is the equivalent to point-something-or-other of alcohol in your blood.
Me: So, I think we should make it a rule to never text while driving.
Jesse: I never text while driving!
Me: Good. No problemas then!
Toby: Can we text while drinking?
Jesse: Now that is dangerous!