Who made the Red Man red…so goes the song on Peter Pan. Well, I know the answer. The Red Man probably stayed in the sun too long like I did at the Diva’s pool yesterday. It was great fun to float around in her swimming pool, visiting, and laughing with no one else around to see us in our swimsuits. No one was there to witness us wallow up onto our floaties, which had it been videoed could have won big bucks on America's Funniest Home Videos. I should have realized that the Diva is much darker than I and hangs out in the pool more often. While she turned a nice toasty brown, I turned a nice pink, which then turned to bright red last night. Toby said things like, "Everything is better fried…" He was also calling me Rosie. I just feel way too old for this stuff, and I feel stupid, stupid, stupid. Aloe Vera is my friend. Would any one mind if I went nekid today?
Just for your Okie information, "waller" is not in the dictionary. Instead you have to say "wallow." Who knew?